Tanxemkamarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring human.

Tanxemkamarf created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanxemkamarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanxemkamarf, she will think nothing of it.

Tanxemkamarf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tanxemkamarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanxemkamarf.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tanxemkamarf.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about gravity.