Sugfagbop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient raccoon.

Sugfagbop created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugfagbop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugfagbop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sugfagbop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sugfagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Retreat if five moths approach from the west.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Sugfagbop's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.