Gumzudmob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring elephant.

Gumzudmob created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumzudmob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumzudmob, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gumzudmob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gumzudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Run away from gray bats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always help sick gulls.