Gundonfemstigartruldogdib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered skunk.

Gundonfemstigartruldogdib created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gundonfemstigartruldogdib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gundonfemstigartruldogdib, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gundonfemstigartruldogdib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gundonfemstigartruldogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.
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