Tityaksak Likpigdog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent mouse.

Tityaksak Likpigdog created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tityaksak Likpigdog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tityaksak Likpigdog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tityaksak Likpigdog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tityaksak Likpigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Tityaksak Likpigdog loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your head white.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Tityaksak Likpigdog's name in vain.