Nurlbun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful fox.

Nurlbun created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlbun, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurlbun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nurlbun's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.