Gadnibjopvig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty owl.

Gadnibjopvig created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnibjopvig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadnibjopvig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gadnibjopvig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gadnibjopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help snakes.