Sisrowget is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent hydra.

Sisrowget created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrowget, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisrowget, it will turn you into a rock.

Sisrowget's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sisrowget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Retreat if three snakes approach from the west.

5. Run away if six swans approach from the north.