Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient swan.

Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near grasshopers.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear blue kilts.

4. Fobkarbat Jatnanflownurlhomcutflamomin Bissandgid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the east.