Lidvidtit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying faun.

Lidvidtit created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidvidtit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidvidtit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lidvidtit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lidvidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.