Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever dragon.

Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Jintipmapflapnatbog Rullhugbiss three times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.