Taftantaglun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic wasp.

Taftantaglun created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taftantaglun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Taftantaglun, it will destroy your home planet.

Taftantaglun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Taftantaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not eat carrots.