Gepvabbum is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage octopus.

Gepvabbum created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvabbum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepvabbum, she will laugh at you.

Gepvabbum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gepvabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your legs purple.

5. Never write about nebulae.