Vildusscap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous otter.

Vildusscap created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildusscap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vildusscap, he will turn you into a worm.

Vildusscap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vildusscap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near dogs.

2. Retreat if five mites approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Never eat green fruit.