Cibxemkadsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish hydra.

Cibxemkadsan created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibxemkadsan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibxemkadsan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cibxemkadsan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cibxemkadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never skip in the presence of dogs.