Sandpinfet is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced toad.

Sandpinfet created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandpinfet, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandpinfet, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sandpinfet's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sandpinfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta kilts.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never write about asteroids.