Fetwanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying whale.

Fetwanhit created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetwanhit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fetwanhit, he will turn you into a mole.

Fetwanhit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fetwanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six geese approach from the south.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fire.