Bafzoggom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak pig.

Bafzoggom created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafzoggom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafzoggom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bafzoggom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bafzoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Bafzoggom loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about cell theory.