Nartkombud Ragcabbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical horse.

Nartkombud Ragcabbid created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartkombud Ragcabbid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nartkombud Ragcabbid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nartkombud Ragcabbid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nartkombud Ragcabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from pink birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never paint your head black.