Niggom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful mongoose.

Niggom created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Niggom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Niggom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Niggom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Niggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not sit in public.