Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable naga.

Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dumfotdappin Labgupsinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never eat garlic.