Quillhimtun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring naga.

Quillhimtun created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillhimtun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillhimtun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quillhimtun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quillhimtun's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Quillhimtun's name in vain.

3. Never wear red rings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Quillhimtun loves moths, so they must be respected.