Liksansasmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring centipede.

Liksansasmet created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Liksansasmet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liksansasmet, he will not invite you to parties.

Liksansasmet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Liksansasmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.