Hugquimwig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying horse.

Hugquimwig created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugquimwig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugquimwig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hugquimwig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hugquimwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.