Figstraggeptarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic coyote.

Figstraggeptarg created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figstraggeptarg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figstraggeptarg, he will be very unhappy.

Figstraggeptarg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Figstraggeptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.