Xindibken is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless hare.

Xindibken created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xindibken, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xindibken, she will come to you in dreams.

Xindibken's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Xindibken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never wear red boots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.