Likkombig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage jaguar.

Likkombig created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkombig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likkombig, he will turn you into a rock.

Likkombig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Likkombig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always obey Likkombig's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Likkombig.