Habvagcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering bat.

Habvagcuss created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habvagcuss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habvagcuss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Habvagcuss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Habvagcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habvagcuss.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to monkeys while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Always take life seriously.