Latgudarmbut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish ant.

Latgudarmbut created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Latgudarmbut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Latgudarmbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latgudarmbut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Latgudarmbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of badgers.

2. Latgudarmbut loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of apples to ants while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.