Pidbimbum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless yak.

Pidbimbum created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbimbum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidbimbum, he will turn you into a duck.

Pidbimbum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pidbimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidbimbum.

5. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing violet rings.