Nabtailfidbegsak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent wren.

Nabtailfidbegsak created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtailfidbegsak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabtailfidbegsak, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nabtailfidbegsak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nabtailfidbegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Nabtailfidbegsak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Hide from mauve ducks for they are unholy.