Hudbossdab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic wasp.

Hudbossdab created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbossdab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudbossdab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hudbossdab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hudbossdab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudbossdab.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never feed rice to seals while wearing orange trousers.

4. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Hudbossdab on top of important buildings.

5. Never sprint in holy places.