Stighindit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest dugong.

Stighindit created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stighindit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stighindit, she will turn you into a rock.

Stighindit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stighindit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing white coats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.