Bidfligart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy grasshopper.

Bidfligart created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfligart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidfligart, she will ignore you.

Bidfligart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bidfligart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.