Rillsag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy raccoon.

Rillsag created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillsag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillsag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rillsag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rillsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed bread to seals while wearing green dresses.

4. Never paint your head purple.

5. Never eat green fruit.