Tonmegnab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable jaguar.

Tonmegnab created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonmegnab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonmegnab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tonmegnab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tonmegnab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always wear blue.