Larghennut is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless
wyrm.
Larghennut created the world seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larghennut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Larghennut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Larghennut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Larghennut's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always obey Larghennut's priests.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. You must never eat corn.
5. Never write about special relativity.