Cepflytag is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident
wyvern.
Cepflytag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepflytag, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Cepflytag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Cepflytag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Cepflytag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always look after injured rats.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Learn three new languages a year.