Rawfutnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Rawfutnar created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfutnar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawfutnar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawfutnar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rawfutnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawfutnar.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.