Cinbet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive guinea pig.

Cinbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbet, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinbet, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cinbet's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cinbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinbet seven times a day.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing white scarves and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed grapes to dogs while wearing ear rings.

5. Never eat gooseberries.