Sigminhan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented unicorn.

Sigminhan created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigminhan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigminhan, she will manifest in front of you.

Sigminhan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sigminhan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing black skirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sigminhan.