Lapladbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical snake.

Lapladbeg created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lapladbeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lapladbeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Lapladbeg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lapladbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Lapladbeg on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.