Bangebkon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest monkey.

Bangebkon created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangebkon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bangebkon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bangebkon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bangebkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bangebkon's name in vain.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near whales while wearing green corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat strawberries.