Flowbumjap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident centaur.

Flowbumjap created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowbumjap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flowbumjap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flowbumjap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flowbumjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.