Neldotarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil hippopotamus.

Neldotarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldotarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Neldotarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Neldotarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Neldotarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Neldotarn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.