Dapjanflag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented fly.

Dapjanflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapjanflag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapjanflag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dapjanflag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dapjanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always obey Dapjanflag's priests.