Fabtagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish camel.

Fabtagcep created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabtagcep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabtagcep, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fabtagcep's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fabtagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple dresses.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not make images of living things.