Zan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent porpoise.

Zan created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never skip near mice.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.