Dumjipyar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing wolf.

Dumjipyar created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumjipyar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumjipyar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dumjipyar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dumjipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.