Yattenciptarligditpanhas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise duck.

Yattenciptarligditpanhas created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattenciptarligditpanhas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yattenciptarligditpanhas, he will not care at all.

Yattenciptarligditpanhas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yattenciptarligditpanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattenciptarligditpanhas.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.